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475-Smart Ass Hell

There are times in your life when a stranger throws down the comedic gauntlet and you just have to pick it up and run with it. I was recently in Costco (who would have figured that) and was in the checkout line behind a woman who was purchasing two items – a case of refried beans and the new James Bond movie “Quantum of Solace.” I looked at her items as she glanced at me and I said “Looks like a fun time at your house tonight.” She didn’t appreciate my humor and packed up her movie and beans and stomped out. The cashier thought it was hilarious and commented to me. I know I’m going to smart-ass Hell, but sometimes you just have to pick up the gauntlet.

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