71-It Returns – To Defy Your Hunger? – France

I don’t get it! This is an ad for KFC in the Metro stations around Paris. Does this jerk in the ad make you want to eat this sandwich? It makes me want to shove it in his Western face.  I never saw anyone in France who looked or acted like this attempt at being an American hardass. This tortilla wrapped, American cheese draped, deep-fried animalish product, and bad Matt Dillon impersonation is nauseating. I refuse to eat a meal labeled “BoxMaster.” I will have a paninni and a glass of wine thank you.