154-I Found Sasquatch – Anchorage, AK

I have found Sasquatch! I spotted him driving a Honda Civic in downtown Anchorage. He was difficult to recognize since he looked liked too many of the Alaskan men here – large, furry, and with a unique odor. What gave him away was his bravado about wishing he had the sophisticated Tibetan Yeti thing going on. Since he didn’t, he apparently thought a personalized license plate would add the panache needed for that Asian coolness. What he should have done instead, was purchase one of those pine-scented cardboard christmas trees you hang from your rear view mirror. It would have helped is “panache” a little more.

sasquatchI hope he was referring to his back or chest.