506-Cell Phones

I have finally heard the ultimate in rude cell phone callers. I was in the doctor’s office waiting room and a very large low-class woman answered her phone and forced all of us to listen to twenty minutes of her Internet dating with men from other countries, when she was going to be induced into labor, and that her gonorrhea was no longer contagious. When I eventually went into my exam room I told the doctor about the incident and she was shocked. I hope she does something about it by making her waiting room a “Cell Phone Free Zone.” Come on Uncle Sam, make it a federal crime.


This would be a felony in my book.