This advertisement was in the Paris Metro and looks as if this woman is getting massaged with wasabi. Let’s see – I like wasabi and I like a massage – so why not put those two things together? But, after thinking about this odd combination during that next subway ride, I decided it wouldn’t be in my best interest. You know, Thai massage parlors always give a man a “complete stress reduction” – and you know what that means. No way, I ain’t gettin’ no wasabi there!