839-Meeting Jesus In Alaska

There should be two new reasons to go to prison:

1. Driving while using the cell phone

2. Driving while elderly

I saw this old woman in my rear-view mirror cruising along behind me as I negotiated the traffic on a busy afternoon. Let along being 85+ (that should cause one to use both hands while driving) she was yacking on the freaking phone. So I snapped this photo. YES, I took the photo at a stop light. God forbid I use the camera while driving.

839-Old Woman“Hello Jesus? This is Mabel. Please kill the guy in front of me right now for taking a photo of me while I am driving and talking to you on the phone. I’ll see you soon.