96-Farting – Alamogordo, NM

No one can underestimate the piggishness of a recent college graduate. Chris and I were at the space museum and came across a whisper dish. A whisper dish is a pair of concave dishes about 50 yards apart. They are focused at each other so that if you speak directly into the metal ring of one dish, a person at the other dish can hear you by placing their ear near the metal ring. Chris and I went to opposite dishes to test it out. I spoke first and suggested we see how quietly we could speak and be heard. As I placed my ear near my metal ring, he turns and launches a fart directly at his ring. The whisper dish works perfectly. It sounded as if he farted directly into my ear. I jumped back and looked around to make sure there wasn’t a smell transmitter nearby. Chris the cave pig strikes again.